Monday, December 24, 2012

Airports

To be honest, I hate flying. I'm never comfortable, the food portions are for toddlers, the stupid airline safety presentation I've memorized, (the fact that its two languages back home is even more aggravating, there isn't a soul who only speaks French in Canada) and sometimes you're waiting so long your clothes go out of style. Books and games on your phone help, but it only takes you so far. There are a lot of precautions, I understand that, and there's no harm in being careful so I'm happy about that. But one day I'm pulling aGreg Focker hassling pompous flight attendants and say some red flag words 8,000 times. This adventure though was by far the most frustrating thing I have ever dealt with in terms of airports.

Yesterday a friend since high school flew from Edinburgh, Scotland to London, England, to Incheon (a suburb of Seoul) and then to Busan for his winter vacation. His itinerary said his plane arrived in Busan at 6. Now in Busan there are two airports, one is for domestic and one is for international flights. I walked into the domestic airport first and inquired if a plane is coming from Seoul  where would it land. through broken English he explained that Incheon flights will land in the international airport, while flights from Gimpo, the domestic airport in Seoul will come here. I walk over to the international airport and continue reading my book.

Sidebar:
This is one of the slowest books I've read in my life. And I’ve read Dickens. Maybe I'm just not sold on the characters but the book is called Junk and they have just started doing Heroin half way through. Honestly Burgess, get it together, if Gemma could she'd have popped that needle in her the second she got off the coach she's such a mental case. Believe me, I've met a number of people living vicariously through her. She's just a little faster.

As time drew on and people began coming out of baggage claim I was expecting my friend to be one of the first because he absolutely hates waiting and will hustle his way through most processes. I waited and waited until the Incheon flight disappeared of the screen. He was nowhere to be found. Did I read his itinerary right?  I paced through the whole arrival section. Nowhere. Looking at the board there was another flight from Incheon for 8:20, an hour away. I knew I couldn't go back home so I ate some shitty chicken looking at the doors from baggage claim the entire time. Still nothing. I was sure he was supposed to be here for 6. I went to find the internet cafe and checked my emails. 3 new messages, all from him. 

I've been at the airport for almost an hour, where the fuck are you?

That was sent 2 hours ago. Yikes. I emailed him my phone number and told him to call me. Obviously his phone from Scotland doesn't have reception so he was calling me from a information booth. I set up a meeting point and he agreed. I waited there for 15 minutes with my cell phone in my hand waiting for the next call. He definitely wasn't in this building. Then at the other end I see his long stride and bright blue gym bag.

"I was in the domestic airport"
"What?"
"It’s a long story."
"Wanna beer?"
"I'd love one."

It certainly was: the gist of it was his connecting flight from Incheon to Busan apparently didn't exist so they sent him to the Gimpo airport on a shuttle bus where he arrived twenty minutes before the flight. Gimpo is the domestic airport in Seoul, and he landed in the Domestic Airport in Busan. Thankfully, the airports are right next to each other. Now, all that matters is he made it here in one piece here and I get a roommate for the next week and a half. We both had stressful days and concluded it with some Korean BBQ and Bavarian beers in the fine district of KSU. This series of events are very bizarre and somewhat unbelievable, so unbelievable you would think it would never happen! 

All and all airports suck.

As I introduced him to people from my orientation they all asked, "How was your flight?" because it was so frustrating we alternated telling the story. Its a good thing emails exist or else this could have been the worst experience of his life, next time someone visits I'll be sure to brief them "that anything can happen, so call when it does." Jet lag and all, it is good to have an old friend down here for the holidays. 

Happy Holidays Everyone!  

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